Confessions of a shopaholic!!
Posted by lafemmereva in Girl talk, Jest for Jolly, Poems, Random Musings
A shoe, a shirt, a wonderful skirt and a brilliant dress,
if i could buy it all with my cash not becoming less,
is the dream i have every time i dream,
even thinking of it makes me shout and scream !!
I brood and i think on how to make it true,
but the vision of the dress is stuck to my mind like glue !!
Every blink i make redeems the pleasure of the fancy bags,
then the mind tells me "spending drives you from riches to rags" !!
Quietly i sit and mourn the loss of my fancy item,
the woes of it surround me and their grips tighten !!
I sit there silently thinking what to do,
but no idea comes apart from the missed lovely shoe !!
Seeing my woes god did appear,
his wardrobe was made of nothing less than Hilfiger !!
He said "Daughter i do understand your plight,
In heaven Hilfiger is free, but on earth you have to pay for it right?"
I looked up to god and nodded my head,
he looked down at me and this is what he said !!
"Spending when necessary is out of need,
otherwise to monetary constraints it will lead !!
For some people need may be more, for some less,
thinking of that do not take too much stress !!
Reason for yourself how much you do really need,
buy just that, and money will stick to you like a wild reed !!
I agree Dolce is good and Gabbana even better,
but self control is a virtue not a few fancy letters !!
Keep this in mind and judge for yourself,
whenever you see fancy items lying on a shelf !!"
With these few words god did the disappearing act,
but by then i had made in my mind a pact !!
I would judge whats necessary and what is not,
even though it maybe Calvin Klein or not !!
With this thought i went to the mall with friends,
and i was sure i would listen to gods advice and make amends !!
They were all on a full fledged shopping spree,
but i controlled myself and got only what was free !!
Home i came a little depressed,
but the sight of my cash balance took away all the stress !!
For the first time in history I had not spent in a mall,
and in the entire weekend my bank balance did not become small !!
I had learned the trick to spend less and still be content,
necessity was the mother of invention and now i knew what it meant !!
To overcome desires and have self control was no longer a tale,
I had done it and i knew that was the path on which to sail !!
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Over a mango milk shake
meeting up after a long break
A man and a woman, in their twenties, took a journey back in time
to their school days when all they had was a dime
Nostalgia was hanging heavily in the air
memories were swinging in their mental rock chair
Night would soon be falling
conversation was flowing
They both put aside their adult masks
they wanted to feel like a kid again - with no adult to ask
For once from their grown-up routine they did budge
chatting about summer afternoons spent licking chocolate fudge
Catching up on their lives after they drifted away
gamely treating each other to truth/dare for play
He told her about the skirts he chased
she told him about the hearts she did break
They spoke of assets and liabilities as is the fashion
wondering if their emotional ledger needed a re-organization
Way back then fantasy, fun and frolic was their jargon
cut to now it was disillusionment, dilemma and delusion
They asked the maître d' how they could afford childhood again
money was every working class human's most necessary bane
He said – “You may never have the selling price of childhood's exorbitant market rate
but you can always loan it for a few precious moments by re-living it with a mate
The returns of borrowing your childhood for a while
is worth more than the cost of going that extra mile”
So they decided to meet up every now and then when a mate came by
to take off that mask and have a few laughs about the days gone by
Their glasses were empty and their hearts were lighter
frown lines became laugh lines and their faces became much brighter
When the maître d' came after a while to clear the table as was his usual task
he saw they had left behind something else with their tip - their adult mask!
In the same car that the man and the woman came in the dark
he saw a boy and a girl drive away as happy as a lark
"Maybe they are going back to school" - he thought, smiling at life's hand at work
and hopefully this time around they will do their homework!
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I am a girl and you are a boy
Your job is to be cute and mine is to be coy
It was love at first sight
And between us there was never a fight
I always called you day and night
To hear your voice that put away my fright
Long distance never ever made us part
We shared everything between us from start
Every night I sent you my kiss and hug
Which made you sleep cozy and snug
With time however you started to love her more
And the strains in our relation increased it's score
You craved to see her first on hearing the cock doodle
And I had to be happy just playing the second fiddle
Fear of losing you to her crept in me
Depressed and lugubrious i started to be
It was time to salvage our waning relation
It was time to come to face with the painful revelation
I came hurriedly to see you after almost a year
On seeing your indifference to me I shed a tear
I tried to show you how i was always there
With all your love now only for her, you didn't seem to care
I had let distance come between us honey
Because my work commanded me to travel far for money
She comforted me saying you will learn with time
That i was also yours and you were also mine
Because you are too small to understand that I am your aunt
And though I yearn to love you more than her - your mother - I can't
I leaped in relief for she was my best sister and your most loving mother
And you, she and I will make an absolutely fab trio together!!!!
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wind blow drying my long hair
dressed in the psychedelic colors of spring
rabbits in the grass
munching on the carrots
pigeons flying by
delivering cryptic messages
rhythm of the humming birds
beat of the jogger's heart
warmth of my starbucks green ginger chai
smell of rain kissed leaves
i went topless
admiring the reflection of my enviable youth
in the creek as ripe as the cherry
in a convertible - a car no less!
The journey from 70 - 125 --Dreams are no lies!
Posted by lafemmereva in Girl talk, Humour, Journey from the Lip to the Hip, Poems
Here and there you see it everywhere,
I as well had my own share!!
Addictions and desires evermore,
to be light so with the wind i can soar!!
I tried so hard to shed it all,
I tried everything including running in the fall!!
Gyms and pools did not help much,
the pants did not loosen and no miracles as such!!
Sadness galore and helpless I felt,
depression looming but still no fat did melt!!
Protiens and lipids all swimming in fat,
all hopes gone and in brooding silence I sat!!
Forcefully packed off to a different land,
miseries enough to hide face in hand!!
In distress I started eating healthy,
the first effect was that I was more wealthy!!
Salads from chipotle lentil and white rice,
there was salt and pepper but no sign of any spice!!
Three meals a day with no munches in the middle,
the tummy was a bit bored with the mind solving the riddle!!
One fine day I decided to buy the scale,
to check how heavy I was so that I could once more wail!!
Oh my god I never believed what I saw,
from a seventy(kgs)to one twenty five(lbs) against all law!!
For years I had tried to reduce the load,
and all efforts went in vain on the long road!!
But when it was time it did come true,
fate was the winning ship and me in its crew!!
My miseries gone, my sadness flew,
the beautiful smile was there once again in lieu!!
I did the jig, a butterfly dance, and a leap in the sky,
I felt that my small dream was no more a lie!!
She carried him through wind and storm
Mothered a lost soul from dusk to dawn
Every necessity of life she gave
And not an inch of want did she crave
Time moved on and so did the tide
Gallantly they moved on the roller coaster ride
Ups and downs a part of life
They talked of everything including their strife
From bitching humour to intellectual talk
Nothing stopped them from their blissful walk
On top of the hill the horizon they always saw
And when down in the valley they fought their regular law
For Columbia they craved and dreamed
No its not coffee, its just their dream sealed
She was the boat and he was the oars
Without each other they could never fight the boars
They fought many battles through highs and lows
History will tell of their stories galore
They won some, They lost some, but they tried so hard
That the devil had tears and so did the silent lord
She was responsible and knew what was right
He had his ideals but was confused what was dark or light
Life is mysterious and the day came
When the boat had to float and the oars were lame
The boat was strong and she could float without help
The oar was wooden and would sink with an unheard yelp
He still waits at the sea shore
When she will return and together they will discover more
A wait so long and lonely for him
But he says he will do it even if the light goes dim
What keeps them going is memories from the past
A treasure never lost even if the die is cast
They will live for today and for tomorrow
They shall live through happiness and sorrow
They shall dance away the darkness in purple haze
The shall remain enshrined in a crystal maze!

On their tombstones will be written
There were once people completely smitten
Living the American dream
In the music city over latte's and ice creams
He wandered to harsher lands
Still never did he forget her hands
Held over mile long walks
Sprinkled with unforgettable talks
Of Lynard, Hendrix ,Pacino and Marlboros
Of work woes, societal plagues and life's sorrows
Paw prints once left all over Uncle Sam's backyard
Hearts which eventually spilled and cracked like a shard
Some called them workmates
Some called them bed mates
Each considered the other a soul mate
Fate alas! made them foul mates
The helpless breadwinner left for a distant land out of sight
Her domestic barks were getting worse than long distance bites
Sun in his distant horizon while Moon in her starry skies
Graham Bell's invention kept strengthening their ties
The sojourn finally came to an end
Alas! once a straight road now had a bend
From their slumber they did awaken
Their dreamy love forsaken
She needed to leave despite having nowhere to go
He asked to stay for he needed her to run the show
And when their worlds did finally meet
His was the heart that was cut neat
Though Crippled by the days bygone
She did her best to move on
As for him , this was his love most sweetest
But as they say the first cut is always the deepest
They can still be seen walking down a trail
Through heat, snow , rain and hail
They forever treasure each other in their memories
Like a child comforts itself in its mother's mammaries
The way they thought it will turn out to be
And how it can no longer be....
How they once did belong
Sadly not any long ...
The way they once were...
The way they no longer are...
"Red River" incessantly flowing
Time never slowing
O Boy! the "wrong" position of the month again
Anemia, Cramps, Mood Swings, Low BP, Weight Gain
If my "runs" were an alternative fuel
The world will stop engaging in an energy duel
Yelling at people for things that on "other" days seem hardly a reason
Gender change seems tempting even if it tantamounts to treason
God is a Man I know, Because I am a woman
If reincarnation were a part of your Plan
Oh Good Lord! Let me come back as a Man!
Of my monday morning blues
Working on the fly
Its Monday morning again
Sulking over my boss's reviews
I click away pretending to work
Scratching my head for a quick fix
For then its evening and its back to my bedsheets
Hoping a nap would give me a break
It was soon evening and HELL!! the boss stopped by
I was caught napping unaware with no excuses to spare
I did what I could do best to control the damage
He relented giving me another day
No work and all Play
Still I fancy cleaning the loo,
Mrs Daddy! Come with your wand
I'm lost in a distant dorothy's land
Safe I can never be
Until you come and sing/read to me
Torn , worn lovelorn and damned
Heal me with the touch of your hand
Retracing the first few baby steps taken
I shall once again walk the road not taken
I am on a voyage in the cruel lonely ocean
My soul devoid of thought and emotion
Hurry make me my spinach as I am on sail
That will make the popeye in me warrant a bail
Days of toil have murdered my mirth
Your divine absence has lead to lucifer's birth
Missing your hands that rocked my cradle from birth
With no lullaby sung I no longer like inhabiting like earth
Come fly me away tonight
Swiftly like an eagle in flight
Tuck me again in your undying bossom
Where I shall once again blossom
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