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God Made Pants. He then made a pink top. Or so we were told.

The pants and the pink top were told not to eat the high calorific "passion" fruit from the Tree of life in the Garden of pink top. Then he put a snaky long scarf in the garden which told the pink top that on consumption of the fruit the pink top could Livin la Vida Loca and get groovy, like Ricky Martin, with the pants.

So the pink top took the bite and got the pants to follow suit and then they decided they needed more clothes than that for cover. So they went mall monkeying for new clothes and made out in the closet which made God indignant and the pink top pregnant.

Thus was born Mankind in style.

Soon after for many years pink tops and pants married and lived in the same dominion and fought by day and made out by night and ensured the continuance of progeny.

God decided that a makeover was in order. Soon pants realized they could be pretty in pink without the pink top. So pants started coloring themselves pink and started checking out other pink pants in the mall. Some pink pants stared living together. Soon avenues opened up for pink pants to hang out without being discriminated - Bars, Pubs, Real Estate et al.

Designers cited Wardrobe malfunction. They said the stitch was no longer straight. Stitches were now cross. And the fashion circus is now the talk of the town. Some beauty queens lost crowns, such as this one. Lawsuits were won making Pink Pant- dom legal in Iowa,Vermont , Massachusetts and Connecticut.

But fashion like all things may go retro. Straight stitches may become the norm again. Or Cross stitches may be here to stay.

All said and done God is a fab fashion designer. That is why he does one helluva well tailored job with his creations and never suffers from recession.

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27 comments

Wow, that was intense, Reva! Very metaphorical and and an awesome read!
Personally I think, that question should not be posed at all in open public - it's a sensitive issue and the answer requires to be thought of well before replying - because no matter what the contestant replies, there will be opposition from one side or the other :( I felt sorry that she was posed this question! (Damn idiot Perez Hilton - does anyone know why is he a celebrity and how has he contributed to make the world a better place?)

April 23, 2009

The narrative of evolution of mankind 'tailored' to perfection and comedy.

...covering the whole evolution in hardly... 400 words is it? Like the famous 'one tight slap', this is 'one crisp crunch' of life!

April 23, 2009

@Koko Danke :) Bah!!! Totally agree with you Koko.

Maybe some people are related by moronism! Everyone has a right to their opinion and she just stated hers. Agreeing or disagreeing is a personal choice.

I may or may not agree to what she has to say but I will defend to death her right to say it!!!

If you research into moronism ever let me know ok?

April 23, 2009

@varun ah!!! U mean be"fitting" :)

MTV - One tight slap :D and Lola Kutty!! :D

April 23, 2009

Reva darling,
What a post!! As I told u earlier, I always love reading ur blog.. but this was one step ahead !!
On a lighter vein, my hubby once said that he had to watch "Matrix" about 4 times to understand a portion of it.. I too had to read the post more than 4 times, not that I understood...but it was just too much to digest in just one go... seriously gal, way to go !! U r too shrewd to be caught ;)

April 23, 2009

rev, wow!! how did ya write this? mann, creativity at its peak!! beautiful :)

April 23, 2009

@ Shanthi Danke:)When the customer is intelligent the product has to be one notch higher no? So quite a thankful job readers do of upping the ante. So me is just trying to reach expectations of ever vigilant and smart readers :)

Shrewd? You will Catch me no? anyday!! Mothers, u see are a very smart breed! I know! And u a mother of two!!!

Tell hubby I watched Pulp Fiction 5 times :( :(

April 23, 2009

@sawan Oh!! did u mean....??? Totally sober!!! God promise!!! :)

April 23, 2009

Darwin needs a break now. Maybe Reva u can fill in his shoes with ur stylish, new age pink theory.

Everyone has right to free speech & to choose his/her own way. But dunno what authorities will do when even bigger weirdos than these ( pink pants ) arise?
(hint:- Reva step up ur research if u want ur pink theory to last longer , soon evolution cycle's gonna gather some serious steam).

April 24, 2009

darwin I guess has devolved :P maybe he is hanging from the branches of some tree!! :) Reasearch - although it is Koko's forte I am willing to cook things up a bit...U sponsoring no? Mabe we could do it large scale like IPL!! but me is wondering who wold be interested in buying our research team? Rakhi Sawant maybe? :P fcrom all the money she makes from her swayamvar!?

April 24, 2009

I hope the pink panther does not come searching for u to figure out if he belonged to the true age of pants and the pink top ... !! ding da ding da ding da ding da ding da ding da ding da di da da ding .... (listeing to pink panther soundtrack) .. inspired by the post of course ... !! :)

April 24, 2009

not exaggeration grl, its really gud. trust me. :)

April 24, 2009

Wow Reva....brillianto is the only word that comes to my mind after reading this! what a post!!!
you are raising the bar each time and you go one step further to prove that you could only go higher :)
Pink is the talk of the town...what else can I possibly say!!!

April 24, 2009
Anonymous  

revu.. i read this post twice yesterday, but couldn't really comprehend. early this morning, my brain could understand with ease. how could you write so well metaphorically. what i like most abt ur blog is: 1. your skill with words, and 2. your posts are so current. maybe your creative tissues in the brain start their work once you're done reading the day's news. :)

April 24, 2009

very very well written. I can definitely use some tips on how to be so creative...;-)...

April 24, 2009

cool post...

God is indeed a fab fashion designer..:)

April 25, 2009

You are quite forthright in your observations on the Pink Pant-o-mime getting a shade too loud for comfort. But I guess, in this era of recession, all that the pink tops and pink pants are really caring about is the threat of pink slips being handed to them and greenhorns given the jobs instead!

April 26, 2009

nice way of putting things.....

and with a dry good sense of humor...

nice going.... post more....

April 26, 2009

This post gives me the satisfaction of having watched devil wears prada :-)

good going girl

April 26, 2009

You shud b writing humerous columns for mags...superb post...

April 28, 2009

Brilliant post! I think, whenever God feels that a recession is approaching, he puts in a real recession! And humans run back to him! :)

A brilliant post! Among the many definitions of God, I can add 'a fab fashion designer' too! :)

April 29, 2009

@luci - Oh No!!! with it will come Aishwarya and then her Clan!!! sick of them! :D

April 29, 2009

@shiv , @rads, @saya, @muthtu - Danke guys!!!

April 29, 2009

@roflindian, @sweths - Have ya guys heard of the pink chaddi campaign on Facebook!!! :D

April 29, 2009

@Ersa , @Muthu - Danke :)

April 29, 2009

@ sawan, @BG - Trust ye guys!! Danke:)

April 29, 2009

@anonymous - :) yes yes..adipose tissues u mean :P

April 29, 2009

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