Back to the Future!

Posted by lafemmereva in Jest for Jolly

Who are you?
Not Spiderman, Not his Peter Chaacha either. I am Lafemmereva.

He, He! But with great power comes great responsibility no? Forgotten your responsibility to slog?
Slog?

Yeah! Social Service + Blog = Slog. Entertaining public is social service no?
Oh! Like that! Was a bit confused. You suddenly started sounding like my boss. Slogging and all. Yeah. With great power comes big electricity bills too! Unless you can rig the meter.

Yeah! where is lafemmereva these days?
Pulling through and getting pushed.

Birdie told me she last saw you in some pub with ahem! some females. So is it all true.
Yeah. Its true.

Did you hear the cracking of hearts of all eligible men that you have been accused of leading on?
Bah! Nothing like that. Girlfriend was leaving for India for good. So farewell party and all in some swanky club. Me will never crossover!

I also heard your neighbors moved out.
Yeah, victims of recession.

No, the ones that stay across your bedroom window.
Oh them, that couple? Yeah. Last week I was sitting in front of my comp, wearing a Tube top, pinging the girls to get ready to go for the above said party and the lady in the balcony could see just the shoulders with the laptop covering all below. She assumed I was in my ~~naked~~ birthday suit and immediately evacuated her house 911 style. Haven't seen her since.

2 new Indian men in that house now. One wears baniyan with holes. Another is a paan eating bong - like the ones on Howrah trains. Always eating paan and spitting red rain on the head of the latino chick who lives below. I'm sure she is saving a lot on her hair dye. Awesome streaks, I must say!

How’s life otherwise?
Nature is having PMS here. Tornado, heat, rain, hail all in a day's work! Terrible mood swings.

How’s work?
It is there. Lots and Lots and Lots of it. So thankfully I am there too. Lost and Lots in it. Hence the delay in all posts and comments.

Personal updates?
Discovered the answer to 2 profound questions.

The questions being?
1. When do boys become men?
2. Can a few women live in the same house?

How did you find the answer?
1. Straw (my 1.5 year old nephew) no longer poops all over the house. When he wants to do the .....he gets up goes behind a closed door, does "it" and then wails for his mom to come and clean the ....
He now seeks his own "space" while pooping. That's when boys become men. When they seek "space" . Also, that's their idea of toilet training. Getting someone to clean their sh*t. That's the first corporate lesson they learn too.

2. Yes. Women can live in the same house in Ekta Kapoor serials. Exchanging cold stares like America and Russia do at times.
Else, they cannot even live in the same zip code.

So from when you last wrote we now have a new government and a new cabinet.
Yes with the government easier to form than the cabinet.

So tell us what happened at the party?
2 girlfriends (GF 1 & GF 2), one of their fiancé’s (GF 1's) nd I go to the heppest pub in town. Great music, ambience and decent crowd.

L.Reva gets a coke of the "diet" variety and the remaining two femme fatales head to the bar stand to grab "Screwdrivers". GF 1 & 2 are the party going types. Fiance is a smart and fashionable guy albeit a bit introverted but fun nevertheless from close quarters.

Girlfriend 1's fiancée gets water of the "Aquafina" variety.

Girlfriend gives him a "U curd rice eating socially reclusive, fit for being a screwed up driver fiancée" look at him. (Fiancé is the designated driver for the evening!)

He returns a "I am a sensible man who is drinking what a designated driver is supposed to. Let's get back home and I’ll show you how a driver can screw" look at her.

Fiancé seated next to me and we both talk about how "Hot springs" in Yellowstone National Park are a tad better than the Hot Springs in Manikaran in India. He and I are similar types.
Totally out of place. All talk no action ;)

2 Indian guys in the table next to us.

Guy 1: Machchan, that Indian babe (Girlfriend 1) is awesome.
Guy 2: Yeah . But but I think that guy in the table is her fiancé
Guy 1: No, He's her fiancé (gesturing to me). See how they are both seated at the table
chatting so happily. Those 2 girls are at the bar waiting for their "prey".
Guy 2: Not sure..it's that way..I'm pretty sure I saw him (Fiancé) kiss her (Girlfriend 1).

Guy 1 makes a beeline to bar and starts checking out girlfriend 1. Getting uncomfortable GF 1 makes starts drawing SOS heart signs to her fiance.

Fiancé mans up thrusts his chest forward - a 6 feet 200 pound man!!!! and walks to the bar stand.

All 3 of us and almost everyone in the bar stand gets ready for a bar brawl and start cheering the pair in eager anticipation of a spicy bar brawl when the fiancé puts his hand on the guy's shoulders draws very close to him and whispers in his ear "Dude, U look like my type .Shall we get together tonight"

I have never seen a Guy rush out of the bar faster.

The whole pub roared in mirth and saluted the fiancé . Drinks and food on the house !

And the rest of the party was incident free.:)

Ha!! So you are back with a late but latest story…!!
When did I ever leave to be back?

This entry was posted on Monday, June 15, 2009 at Monday, June 15, 2009 and is filed under Jest for Jolly . You can follow any responses to this entry through the comments feed .

61 comments

Smitha

Blogging after a long time. I actually missed your posts a lot!! So did my co workers.

Answers to profound Question #1 was hilarious!

Also this "He returns a "I am a sensible man who is drinking what a designated driver is supposed to. Let's get back home and I’ll show you how a driver can screw" look at her"

Continue to Slog..er I mean Blog :P

BTW ......personal note to you unrelated to the blog...

I saw you on a bench in a bus stop last Sunday in the back roads of Quebec reading some book. And there was a huge smile on your face!

June 15, 2009

Kokonad

First missing in action, now missing inaction I see :)
Nice play of words with the screwdriver, the screwed up driver and the *driver who can screw* ahem!

Welcome back to slogging, Your Revaness!

June 15, 2009

rayshma

if all ur bar-ventures are this hilarious, i'd love to catch up for a drink. and i promise, i'm straight.

i LOVED the profound answer # 1. so VERY true!

keep slogging and blogging.

June 15, 2009

LOL.. welcome back and continue 'slog'ging please :)))

June 15, 2009

Prashanti :)

LOL , the fiance actually said that ???????????? heheheheh smart guy , i must say :) and loved the "Let's get back home and I’ll show you how a driver can screw" part too. I just wish, I could give such looks at will too :)

June 15, 2009

Ramesh

Hee Ho Ho. Normal service resumed. Lives have been a bit dull without the lafemme touch and a good laugh. Plizzz to go to pubs more often, to office less often and blog every day. Thus spake Chairman Mao. Hear and Obey.

June 15, 2009

A journey called Life

awesome comeback (?) post.. loved the answer to teh 'when do boys become men'? koshtin.. reminds me of my son 6 months back..
please keep them pearls of wisdom coming..

June 15, 2009

Rika

Reva garu late ga vachina latest ga vacharu...hehe...LOL@"U curd rice eating socially reclusive, fit for being a screwed up driver fiancée"

June 15, 2009

Sreekrishnan

The last pub scene reminds me of Thiruttu payaley Vivek comedy [on megaserial twists]

http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/celebrity_and_showbiz/watch/v6611952dc74aHAk

Somewhere in between !

"...Revathi ulla vara"

June 15, 2009

Lucifer

Brilliance personified .... humor flowing all over .... plus a new meaning to "slog" ..... sure entrance into oxford english dictionary .... now that's called positive thinking ...!! ;) Way to go ... !!! Live it nothing less than Kingsize .. :) !!!

June 15, 2009

Amol Naik

Hey....

Too much for the boys-to-men story!!

And btw have u heard gals-to-women....does that mean gals always be gals..????

Nice story at the end...!! I bet it was your IDEA to deal with those boys....

Cheers

June 15, 2009

Sreekrishnan

11th minute !

June 16, 2009

Anonymous

i enjoyed this slog of yours :)...nice play of words...nice way to tell the story :D

June 16, 2009

Saya

haiyo ponne.. you shouldve practised your karate moves on the pigs :D

June 16, 2009

BrownPhantom

This was so good .Clever all the way. Fantastic way to signal you're back to grrove.
Fine slog indeed.
I wonder if that paan-wala bong blogs too :). You shall soon become the queen of howrah on his blog if you continue with strategically placed tube of yours :).

June 16, 2009

Ajay

Great piece of slogging :) You didn't tell how you found the answer to profound question #2
By the way, the hot water springs in Manikaran - you can actually take a bath there. I bet they'd put you behind bars for doing something like that in Yellowstone :)

June 16, 2009

Anonymous

Hey,
You have a brilliant blog, mine is like a country cousin compared to yours. And a brilliant post too !!!

tk cr

June 17, 2009

lafemmereva

Back to the Future!

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